My Relatives Are Gonna Start Wanting To Associate With Me More If...

I ever become rich and famous. I guarantee that if I ever become rich and famous, they'll funnily (so to speak) come out of the woodwork and admit or tell that they're related to me. Even the ones who hate me and would even like to see me dead or fumigated out of their and our common genepools will share or introduce themselves as distant cousins, grandaunts, uncles, etc..

How people (especially your own family, distant and closer) want you more when your rich and famous is funny-- that is, strange. Not shocking, not unusual, but strange-- and it says a lot about human nature and behavior.