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Showing posts with label reunions. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

I'm Reserved About Going To the Rusnak Family Reunion This Year Because...


  1. Until further notice, I'm still estranged from my dad.
  2. I haven't been to reunions since 2006.
  3. Not all of the family is meshuga, but some are--and they think that I'm meshuga and have gotten others to think so.
  4. Some of the ones mentioned in Reason #3 are very unhappy that I found out that we're Jewish, that Great-Grandma Gaydos was a kapo (And what else do you call someone who stopped writing to Vilmosz et. al. when they asked for help?), and that I'm a Jewish-Christian Republican.
  5. Some of the ones mentioned in Reasons #3 and #4 would like to see me dead (You don't think they would if they could get away with it?).
  6. They won't invite Foskos (which is a stupid move, since Great-Great-Grandma Rusnak was a Fosko--how much stupider can you get thannot to invite the matriarch's family?).
  7. I'd prefer the Rapture to come first.
I have more reasons, but you get the point; and as I said on Twitter, the Spirit be with me if I go to the family reunion!