I Might Have Cited This Before, But...

I told you that I didn't make up the "Toby Keith cheats" allegation. Someone searched:

toby keith cheats on his wife globe

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So, I went to look it up myself. And "ha[ving someone other than Tricia's or his daughter's--or daughters'--] hand [--or hands--] on his tummy" and not moving it--or them--off of the "tummy" is cheating. By the way, credit to Geraldo Rivera: he once stated that he wouldn't feel Denise Austin's tummy, so as to not cheat on Erica.