Caption This, And...

The following captions will not work:

1. "We're the 'Poos Sisters', and we're on a mission from God." 
2. "We're the 'Poos Sisters', and we're on a mission from Dog." 

The main reasons:

1. They are not sisters. Because they are biologically once-removed cousins and they are owned by sisters, to call them "sisters" would be inaccurate and sick.
2. "Poos" or "Pooz" is generally one of Reilly's nicknames.