#NationalHaikuDay: An Extended Haiku About Reilly (Or As "Auntie Michelle" Says, A Rei-ku!)

Reilly can be bratty

Albe very lovable

Even when she eats

"Nasties" and gets in trouble

In many more ways

Than her "Momma" can ever

Track, and she behaves

Badly though she knows better!

Nonetheless, Reiser

Is always her "Momma"'s good

"Gwril", firstborn "dogter", 

Better puppy than she could

Have asked Yehovah

To make to be her fur kid

A kalvah tovah¹

Become habat shela² did!

¹ כלבה טובה

² הבת שלה