The Adventures Of Reilly, Teddy (Her Teddy Bear), And A Sock Monkey

#ThrowbackThursday To A #MortifyingMonday When....

"Momma"/"Auntie Nicole" left the front-hallway gate open as she was going to wait for someone whom was coming over that day to come into the house: long story short, it was a bad idea! By the grace of Yehovah, "Mom-Mom" was home that day—since Reilly and Camille probably (ח'ו'ש) would've eaten something dangerous (since especially Reilly was chewing "nasties" such as grass on other lawns out there), been hit by a car, or attacked by a bird or maybe even the big puppy that was being walked by the house at around the same time (since Reilly went over to bark at the big pup, whom actually was just baffled by the small pup barking in his or her face).

Of course, Reilly and Camille ran out there to greet whom was coming over in the first place—which they did as he or she came toward the house—and right after they greeted the person in question, Reilly saw her barking target, got scooped up by "Mom-Mom", and went inside with everyone else.

By the way, that's an example of why Reilly's nicknames include "Brat [albe a lovable brat]", "Stubbornhead", and "Barker"!

#FunnyFriday & #InspirationFromGod: Where's the Beef?

I actually thought of this on Wednesday at the moment that I saw that Special Counselor Mueller "is writing a report" on ***** in the Russian-collusion probe:

Where's the beef? Well, Special Counselor Mueller seems like he b-usted T-rump, whom made himself quite the butt of many a joke—talk about being on a legal hotseat and being a subject of many a comedic toast and roast!—and besides, he treated many a woman worsely than meat, and treated many a man poorly. Treat people as literally less than cows, figuratively set up your career and reputation to be grilled like a steak for everything to come out and be fresh for the fodder picking. The grass was greener in the pastures on the side of Yehovah, I guess, but ***** chose to stall and fatten up his professional and social lives.

#FluffyFriday, Somewhat Offbeat: Once-Again Patient Reilly...Well, Except When "Momma" Tries To Roll Her Over And Can't, For Example

1. Long story short, you can guess...and Reilly has been patient as "Momma" has repeatedly vowed and broken her vow to be a better "Momma" while waiting for a certain answer for a certain someone.
2. The above has probably once again caused Reilly to be a little more tired (since "Momma" can hardly sleep at night) and, for example, bark more. Of course, Reilly has also been unhappy when "Momma" has tried to roll her over for barking. Needlessly to say, the one attempted bite that Reilly inflicted on "Momma"'s right hand hurt like heck! At least "Momma" received a puppy apology and a promise of better behavior, although that promise fell through quickly—with barking galore!

#ThrowbackThursday to....#WoofWednesday

Long Story Short: On Planning To (Try To) Teach Reilly the Alphabet & Ha'Alefbet

"Momma" has talked to Reilly about doing that. Getting kisses when she has asked her if she has wanted to learn the alphabet (the English one, that is) and ha'alefbet, she has also planned to get some books to read to Reilly each night. So, 'im yirtzeh Yehovah, she will teach at least ha'alefbet the same puppy whom literally rightly-to-leftly ate treats that were arranged to spell out "United States" in Hebrew on one July 4th!

Passover 5778 Card From Reilly And Camille